so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
A bitchslap is in order.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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