Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Alive.
So much puke
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
