Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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