He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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