wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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