Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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