Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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