I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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