i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
as a side note pls kill me
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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