I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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