real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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