she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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