did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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