I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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