my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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