Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
