i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
sex in a hospital.. check
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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