i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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