he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Farmville is her only friend.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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