Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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