just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
At least make sure they are 18
Why
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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