I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
My nipple is on Facebook.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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