why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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