You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Randomize
