there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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