please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
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