I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
You smell like a Billy Joel song
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
