Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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