I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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