i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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