You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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