there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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