"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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