is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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