Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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