This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Randomize
