are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
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