It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
