After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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