It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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