Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Barsexuality is the new black.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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