Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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