He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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