Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Randomize