Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Randomize
