He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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