Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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