Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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