3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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