Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Floor bacon is actually really good
You were trust falling into bushes
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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