i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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