if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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