Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
handjob tips. give me some.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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