My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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